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H!N! <---swine flu! S-WIN-E flu
Monday, May 18, 2009, 8:52 PM
H!N! it's nearing..nearing...arghzzzz...nearing nearing...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...nearingggggg...ahhh!!! 135 cases in the land of the rising sun, 2 in the land of our water selling neighbour...soon soon..it's migrating..bit by bit..slowly but surely...epidemological studies have always shown patterns like this...patterns which spell imminent doom, total annihilation, massive and pervasive infection rates...and what else that it brings along, the plague, the deaths, the starvations, the sufferings..oh no! it's gonna be the end of the world! *apocalyptic chants*ok..i'm gonna go get a bottle of disinfectant spray liao...then i'll spray and spray and spray...spray so much that every single bug and whatever is killed! hmm..maybe everyone in SG should do just that..each of us buy a bottle, and spray and spray and spray! we'll kill the bugs! and...ourselves too! wahaha! of course, not to mention..contribute so much to the enhanced greenhouse effect that global temperatures will rise by a fraction of a degree! which...is not exactly very good....the melting polar ice caps and watsoever *as the scientists rant and rant*...but well, global warming is actually good for the planet! why? check out the h1n1, check out AIDS, check out dengue, check out malaria bla bla bla...why is the world rampant with such maladies? simply because of the human lifestock that roams the surface of the globe, pilfering the natural wonders and resources, polluting everything in his path! so, global warming may just be the key, the key to end the rein of humans once and for all! terminate! exterminate! once the pilferers of the earth are gone, nature will slowly slowly, rebuild itself....and hey! we can say that we contributed to the future of whomever or watever is gonna take over the earth....contribute what you would say..hahahahahha...fossil fuels loh...what else...our decomposing bodies and rotting matter will slowly become fossil fuels...wahaha...
ok, let's calculate enthalphy change of combustion for a human! maybe we could do this in the lab! hmm..who wants to volunteer? yes yes? anybody would like to volunteer? then we could see much the temperature of a beaker of water rises during human combustion!!!!! humans are actually valuable resources if we think of them this way! anyway, everything in this world tends towards increased entropy. our highly organised systems and cells goes against all this....we should be one with the world, be one with nature....and increase our entropy....if u wanna do this without cremating urself, simply, don't gel ur hair! dont cut ur hair! dont iron ur clothes! don't do anything that will stuff neat and organised! all these serves to decrease the entropy of the system...haha..so this means that next time, when someone says this: "why is ur desk so messy?"
you could retort this: "no, it's not messy. it's just tending towards a state of disorder, aka increasing entropy of the system, which is what the universe is constantly trying to achieve"
haha! ok...go halo liao...
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