5魂/Holy/Hardcore/Hiong
You name it, we've got it.
ying2.shitla.yaoyao.hellokitty.farah.cartmen.yimin.quek.songyi.twistie.vikky.愛.sheryltoheh.bong.
carhole.mooger.wtSEE.available.kia.critias.condom.sally.soh.yihua.suzanna.wangzihao.will.i.am.jiachen.DR.Alien.Chua
yingying.sheila.yaoqin.panyin.farah.nicole.yimin.qiyuan.songyi.kristie.victoria.iris.sheryl.rachel. kahhoe.acer.lianghui.shenzihao.yunzheng.zhaowei.yihua.shaun.wangzihao.william.jiachen.mrchua
yingying.sheila.yaoqin.panyin.farah.nicole.yimin.qiyuan.songyi.kristie.victoria.iris.sheryl.rachel. kahhoe.acer.lianghui.shenzihao.yunzheng.zhaowei.yihua.shaun.wangzihao.william.jiachen.mrchua
it's me! the alien master! muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Sunday, May 31, 2009, 3:52 PM
heyo fellow little green beings! how's life? must be like really enjoying urself now during the june holidays..oops, wrong..june STUDY break..hahaha...sad lah, that's the life of a student, studying and studying..i've been through it so i know how it's like, but don't worry, you only have to go through this for like 5 more yrs, and then, you'll be FREEEEEEEEEEE..ermm..not really, you'll have to start work to get $$$$$, or for the ladies, you can always aspire to be like nicole, who's aspiration is to be a tai tai! hahahaha...ok lah, i know it's not ur true aspiration.....so wat's the latest thing that's going around the news now? must be north korean and its brinkmanship playaround...if you have been following the news for the past 10 million years, you'll notice that the spineless state of north korea, which i'll abbreviated to SSNK, is nothing on the world map if it wasn't supported by external aid.
firstly, the country is so darn poor..and poverty reigns within the regime to such a great extent that ppl resort to joining the military to get food...but hey, notice that the leader and his incumbent aides are all nicely rotunt and plump? they must be keeping everything to themselves, and then preaching to the peasants "hail SSNK! the state who brainwashes you to believe that you are in the best country in the world! hail SSNK!"
next, what about the military...yes yes..i know, it has nuclear weapons..ad it's using it as a leverage to get aid from the other countries. SSNK: " i'm going to launch 10 missiles next month!" The rest of the world as it has always been: "nono, don't launch, we'll give u 10 billion barrels of oil and 10 billion bags of rice". SSNK: "ok. deal". so basically, what is this?!?!?!? plainsight extortion...from a state which demands attention..and demands free food and whatsoever without putting in a single bit of effort...ermm, ok, maybe they did, since they had to develop nuclear weapons by sending spies to US and Russia to sleep with their top delegates...so yes, they did put in some effort...not none..
next next, what about their brinkmanship playaround? by threatening to withdraw from talks and the standard ropes, SSNK believes it can have the upper hand, since it can feel free to lob a nuclear weapon into south korea or even japan as it deems fit...but think again, do you think the SSNK would do this in the first place? can it afford to launch even a TWEENY bomb into anywhere? i guess not...for they will be met with EXTREME retaliation from all the countries around..rendering it a piece of flat, liveless land...which actually is pretty good! since it clears up a huge piece of land for farming and agriculture! hey! but don't use the nukes lah, else we'll have mutant vegetables and mutated animals! maybe chicken with 10 wings and 1 leg....
sigh...what's wrong with the world...i proclaim the need for the world to be rejuvenated! maybe we should just all be struck with an asteroid now..need not be too big, just an asteroid the size of Sg would be nice...at least it'll definitely wipe out more than half the world's population, and the aftermath will decimate another 50%? and the world shall be reborn from the ashes! and the survivals shall rise! and walk over a new land devoid of all the stupidity and ludicrity of the current generation!
hmm..maybe we'll all be dead..who knows...and life and again begin to evolve from the single cellular forms...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...but then it means i'll not get to eat my delicious fishballs!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLIDAYS!
Friday, May 29, 2009, 6:12 PM
last day of Term2!wheeeeeees
anyway, information bout class outing!
when? 5th June 2009 Friday
where? westmall & chinese garden
we will be playing bowling/pool before having Sakae Buffet at 0300pm.
so those interested in bowling/pool, PLEASE MEET AT 1200PM SHARP AT BUKIT BATOK MRT STATION!! if you're late, then make ur way to the Civil Service Club, which is near mrt & westmall.
if you're not interested in bowling/pool, you can just join us for fun. if not, MEET US OUTSIDE SAKAE SUSHI AT 0255PM!
for ur info, sakae sushi is located IN westmall, 3rd storey. i'm sure you will know how to find ur way there (:
so we will eat eat eat eat eat to our hearts' content.
then after eating, we will proceed to DR.ALIENCHUA'S ESTATE!
to have a star gazing session. [this is not confirmed, it depends on the sky conditions etc]
if not, we will on the spot decide what to do?
maybe go someone's hse play wii/mahjong or whatever lo..
so everyone, REMEMBER TO COME!
those who said that they can come but didnt turn up, HAVE TO PAY CLASS FUND HOR!
for now i know lianghui, kristie, jiachen, songyi, wangzihao, yihua cant go.
so the rest all must come!
ehhhh can contact me for details or if you are late then you are lost.
you all shld have my contact no. right?
anyway dr.alienchua is going, so yeah we all shld go!
eh mrchua, you joining us for pool/bowling?
for the sian part now, holiday homework!
01. 1 GP essay [in case you lost the paper, here are the list of qns]
1. Capital punishment is inhumane and should only be reserved for the extremely violent criminals. Do you agree?
2. Censorship and harsh sentences are effective in preventing crimes by young people. Do you agree?
3. The death penalty is not a civilized method of dealing with crime. Do you agree?
4. Is a low crime rate necessarily evidence of an effective government?
5. Explain the criteria you would use to assess the effectiveness of the crime prevention measures taken by your country.
6. All we need to do to combat crime is to employ more policemen. Do you agree?
7. “People who break rules are a menace to society and should be punished.” How far do you agree with this view?
8. ‘The main purpose of punishment should be to reform the criminal.’ Do you agree?
9. 'One should have the freedom of choice so long as it harms no one else.' Do you agree that this should be the basis of law?
10. 'There is no justice in this world.' Do you agree?
11. “Prisons should emphasise rehabilitation rather than punishment.” How far would you agree with this statement?
12. In a modern age that stresses freedom and human rights, why are prisons still in existence? 13. “Punishment for crime exacts retribution, compensates the victims, and rehabilitates the offender.” To what extent do you agree with this assertion?
14. There is no justification for the death penalty. Do you agree?
15. Are criminals born or bred?
16. ‘The punishment must fit the crime.’ To what extent do you think that this is true in your country?
17. To what extent should a public desire for retribution influence the way we deal with criminals?
18. 'The death penalty has made the world a safer place.' Comment.
19. The most effective way to eradicate crime is by instilling fear. Do you agree?
20. Capital punishment has no place in our modern society that embraces respect and love for humanity. Discuss.
21. “The best way to reduce juvenile crime is to counsel the offender’s parents.” Do you agree?
02. eportfolio assignment. (chemical bonding)
please go in and check that you have the assignment!
03. chemistry self learning topic
introduction to organic chemistry
04. a whole stack of physics ws. LOL!
05. maths supplementary exercise
that's all.
remember to check IVLE regularly!
remember to do PW!
remember that chem revision lecture is on 19th June 2009 friday
ehh i not sure what time. 9am arh?
enjoy ur holidays!
play hard study hard too
:DDD 5H can do it.
we must 加油 together as a class (:
& wahahaha get our treat from dr.alienchua!
& let's keep this blog alive during hols yeah!
`yingying]
alien no.01!
burppp...*excuse me ah..*
Tuesday, May 26, 2009, 9:13 PM
woah woah...first, let's congrats yaoqin on having a perfect 1.00 MSG! OMG! 1.00!!!!! super zai!!! keep up the good work!for the rest of you'll working towards this goal, jia you! don't give up..otherwise you'll nvr reach the goal..
yeah! tmr is x country! means no sch! just run and can go home liao...mino ppl better run faster hor! i think the A div ppl are running b4 the teacher's race, so better don't lemme catch up with u'll huh!!!!!
june holidays coming soon too! so what's ur plans for the june hols other than studying for mid years? i think i'll be obbing at chinese garden every now and then..maybe as many times as possible! oops..obbing = see stars...maybe i'll try to capture some pics again this time ard, very lazy..need to bring a lot of stuff just to shoot pictures..and very heavy also u noe...
*yawn* feel sleepy...finally it precipitated today! woo hoo!!! otherwise it'll be so darn warm! terrible! so hopefully it'll be cooler at night..
OH YES! i've got something to comment big time man! it's abt the bus services in sg...haiyo! especially in the morning, the buses which u dun want to take will always arrive, and the buses which u want to take wun arrive..talk about murphy's law! and when it does arrive, it'll usually be packed to the bring..and the STEWPID passengers will not move to the back of the bus..dunno why huh, maybe they think humans can pass through humans..somehow their conception of this must be very strong...brainless fools! dim nitwits! move to the back! ppl can't diffuse through u you noe...
and and wat's worse is the ultra irregular bus arrival times. have you'll ever looked at the bus chart and see the intervals of the buses? peak period 3-5 mins bla bla bla...apparently the service doesn't think that morning sch going hours is considered peak period..so they'll jus feed this single deck bus to attempt to load a whole district of ppl in...when a double deck bus would be more suited for the job..hello!!!!! the bus fares were raised? hello?? the service made like dunno how many tens of millions of dollars in SHEER profit last yr?!?!??!!? hmm..isnt it supposed to be a public transport? why is something PUBLIC making so much profits and not improving the service? hello??????????? maybe it's because of the monopoly? hmmm..econs ppl? anything abt this from u???
oh oh! and and..there's this phenomenon also if u nvr notice. ppl who sit down on the bus tend to want to exit the bus first at the interchange..observe closely next time..this i serious do not understand. so they r jus gonna stand up, squeeze past those who r standing..and alight the bus...apparently another bunch of dimwits...wldn't that make the whole unboarding process even slower? i rmb there was once when i boarded a bus..66 if i'm not wrong..and this guy was standing at the MIDDLE of the FRONT of the bus. and despite like 1 million ppl trying to board the bus, that dimwit stood still and did not even try to move to the back (no wonder called dimwit right? no brain mah..)...and i happened to be the first one who board...and i was not in a very good mood that day..WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..so too bad for him...i gave a pissed off look and told him to move to the back..of course in the 'speaking to a dimwit tone'...hahaha..i shan't elaborate more here..whahahahahahahah....so next time, i think all bus drivers should be trained and equipped with whips! to whip those dimwits who just cant move and stay still like some wooden post lidat on the buses!!! ahahah! it'll be a seriously interesting sight to see....
*yawn* shall go bathe........tata
*knock knock*
Monday, May 25, 2009, 10:00 PM
*who's there**who's who?*
*who me?*
*yes you*
*ohhh me*
*me myself*
ok..enough of laming...reminders reminders:
1. Jun 19th, 9 to 1:30pm, mass chem revision --> venue to be confirmed later
2. bring overseas declaration for june
3. from today's energetics tutorial: don't forget the sign!!! and the electrons for IE in the born haber cycle!!!! and many other things which i'll point during the mass revision
4. remind me to remind u'll to revise for mid yr!
and it's SUPER HOT TODAY! OMG!!!!!!!!! HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:09 AM
爱的主题曲 - english translation
Love's theme song
The wind is also angry
The rain is also angry
Angry at me for having no will
Love is also disappearing
I'm having an emo dilemma
Think of you think of you don't know got what purpose
Listening from four side
For your news
My feelings for you
Caused me to be tightly bounded
I ask sky
I ask sky
Gan ei dang mai cong di
If I love you again
The person who's being tortured is me
I ask sky
I ask sky
Gan ei dang mai cong di
Thought about giving up but do not have the heart to
I got drunk for 10 years unknowingly
The rain outside the window
Is a man's tears
Unwilling to face reality
So I got drunk for 10 years in my dreams
The wind is also angry
The rain is also angry
Angry at me for having no will
Love is also disappearing
I'm having an emo dilemma
Think of you think of you don't know got what purpose
Listening from four side
For your news
My feelings for you
Caused me to be tightly bounded
I ask sky
I ask sky
Gan ei dang mai cong di
If I love you again
The person who's being tortured is me
I ask sky
I ask sky
Gan ei dang mai cong di
Thought about giving up but do not have the heart to
I got drunk for 10 years unknowingly
The rain outside the window
Is a man's tears
Unwilling to face reality
So I got drunk for 10 years in my dreams
I ask sky
I ask sky
Gan ei dang mai cong di
If I love you again
The person who's being tortured is me
I ask sky
I ask sky
Gan ei dang mai cong di
Thought about giving up but do not have the heart to
I got drunk for 10 years unknowingly
The rain outside the window
Is a man's tears
Unwilling to face reality
So I got drunk for 10 years in my dreams
Saturday, May 23, 2009, 11:05 PM
wah i think u need to rotate ur head to watch
enjoy
8:24 PM
4:27 PM
pictures from ytd! :D
1+1 = 2
1:59 PM
is 1 + 1 = 2? hmm..are you sure? can it be 3? 4? 5? 6? 7? 8? 9? 10?why not right? since if i have 1 cup of water + 1 cup of water, and i pour them both into a basin, i'll only get 1 basin of water, not 2 basins right? or or..if i have 1 lump of plasticine + 1 lump of plasticine and i press them together, i still only have 1 lump of plasticine!
which means...there's SOME SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH MATH!!!!! hmm..or is there none? hmmm...that's for you philosophers to think about...
wahahah! ok..i think i'm going crazy..okok..*find screwdriver* *screw screw* okie done, tightened my screws liao...
just ate fishball noodles for lunch! yum yum! i think fishballs must be like the nicest food on earth loh! you noe, when i was studying in uk, for 3 wholeeeeeeee years......i was like 'where's my fishball where's my fishball where's my fishball....'...then i'll always go to the chinese supermarket to buy fishballs during the weekend, cause they only have fishballs there, but ALAS..the quality of those frozen fishballs always suck! but well, it's better than nothing right...and you noe, if u go to the hawker centre, u can get 8 for 2 to 3 dollars...if you go london chinatown and order a bowl of fishball soup..you get 6 for 4.5 pd...which is 6 for 9 bucks..and the 6 are not HUGE GIGANTIC fishballs, they're like tweeny weeny slightly larger than marble sized fishballs...CHEATER BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!! but bo bian...craving u noe...hahaha...
but conversely, the rice is like quite cheap...around SG 10 bucks for a 10kg packet...then u noe...i'm like kind of a glutton..so i'll eat two 10kg bags every month...wahahahaha! i nvr knew it was a lot..until i came back and everyone said i look like 2 round balls...one ball for the head, and one ball for the body!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! snowman sia! but cold mah..so eat more rice...else it'll be like fish and chips every single day...terrible!!! at first it's nice..but after like 10 meals of it, you'll see and puke...hahah..don't believe u go try, eat mac for 10 days for every single meal..then see how u LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE (or hate) mac....
weeeeeee! cross country on weds! means no sch...but means u'll miss lecture = not good! very bad! and and, GP on tues, lessons resume at 1015 somemore! means miss chem tut! VERY VERY BAD! so i have decided to cancel tues chem tut, and LENGTHEN thurs chem tut..so thurs, it'll be from 1pm to 2 40 pm! HOHO! i'll try to find another venue where we wldn't be disturbed for 1h40mins..if cannot, then after the 1 h tut, we'll have to move to another room...BO BIAN one ok..cause if we don't have it, we wldn't be able to finish the energetics tut + assignment + go through the few VERY IMPT qns that will be EXTREMELY similar to your mid yr qns from the equilibrium tutorial! so you'll think...wan to go through the EXTREMELY IMPT qns? or want to loose the approx 20 or so marks during mid years? your choice!
and right..for mid years, please study smart.....don't read ur notes non stop. READ NOTES is NOT EQUALS to STUDY. you need to practice!
so lemme formulate you a revision schedule below
week 1
mon: chem
tues: chem
weds: math
thurs: math
fri: chem
sat: ENJOY
sun: econs
week 2
mon: chem
tues: math
weds: econs
thurs: econs
fri: math
sat: ENJOY
sun: physics
week 3
mon: math
tues: physics
weds: physics
thurs: econs
fri: physics
sat: chem
sun: econs
week 4
mon: physics
tues: math
weds: chem
thurs: econs
fri: physics
sat: math
sun: chem
then start sch and exam liao...notice somethign in the schedule..i don't plan week 1 all chem, week 2 all physics bla bla bla..you know why? because RESEARCH has proven that memory starts declining like a week after you first learn something. and to keep the stuff in your brain, you need constant reinforcement. hence, the schedule is done such that you will not have more than 1 week between any subjects, which means you'll be continually reinforcing them over and over again..and they'll register in ur long term memory...
DISCLAIMER: the mtd above may not work for everyone. so if you have your own preferred style, pls follow ur preferred style!
revision = read notes + practice + practice. you need a TYS! you need a TYS! i cannot say this enough..go find one from somebody..ur bro/sis bla bla bla or anyone else who has one..VERY IMPT!
and of course..revision = focus. if you sit down and revise with distractions, then it's = no point = wasting ur time.
quality time = good revision
quality + quantity time = superb revision
haha..okok..i think it's a very long post liao...but i need to say something....the youtube video of iris playing wii makes her look like some crazy woman!!!!!! WAHAHAHAH! next time i bring u'll to the wii room again..but this week no champs...so cannot...hmm..maybe next sem bah...haha...
enjoy!
12:07 AM
hahahahahahhahahaha!
aliens in action!
practicing invasion skills i suppose? LOL!
TGIF!!!!!
Friday, May 22, 2009, 9:19 PM
wah wah wah..u'll huh....tsk tsk tsk....stick sooooo many pieces of paper on the window of p4..tsk tsk tsk...nvr use ur 40 mins of free time properly and still say no time to do homework..tsk tsk tsk...oh, btw, rachel, r the paper scribblings all with you? think you shld file them up..hahaha..then keep..then we'll see how much we have like after 2 yrs..wahaha! i'm sure it'll be like a pile man!and i've made 1 conclusion! students are gluttons!!!!! unfathomable blackholes!!!!! must feed and feed one!!! terrible terrible!!! oh my...
ohh..guess wat, i ate kfc yesterday! which reminds me...nicole, did you treat lianghui to kfc today? hahahaha...okok, back to me eating kfc...was at JP yesterday to sign the bank loan, so after that dinner eat kfc..then you noe right, kfc gives 4 diff types of chicken: thigh, wing, breast or drumstick. soooooooooo..OBVIOUSLY the wing and drumstick are like micropieces compared to the thigh and breast right? so right..as i was queuing, i noticed that there was only wing and drumsticks left!!!!! yikes!!!! not good!!!! hahaha...so obviously had to siam the queue...until the new batch came out...with thigh and breast!!! hohohoho!!!!!! so right..moral of story is...when you order kfc, observe first...then when you order, you should say this:
"can i have all thigh and breast, change the coleslaw to fries, and drinks no ice!" WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! let's analyse this statement...
all thigh and breast = you get the larger portions
change coleslaw to fries = you change the soggy wet vege for hot crispy fries!
drinks no ice = replace the volume occupied by the ice cubes with drink
hoho! so you maximise ur 6.40 for 2 piece meal!
DISCLAIMER: i don't do this one ok...ermm..maybe just the thigh and breast part..cause i dun like chicken wing and drumstick...hahaha
OHHHHHH..GP on tues right? jia you ah! go write a smattering of essays...and comprehend the comprehension!
arghz, feel sleepy.....maybe i shld go sleep now..haha..but it's like only 9 30 pm! so early! and there's no harper's island video for me to watch this week! sadded!
ahh, before i forget...no twisties!!!! hahahaha..not at least maybe until the revision lecture bah..hoho! revision lecture! i'm thinking of holding one in 3rd week, maybe 19th of june..maybe....cause by then, you shld have finished revising for mid years liao...IF NOT, then byebye...pls RIP....
many ppl love to do last minute work..but if you do the math, you'll realise that:
3 hours a day for 30 days = 90 hours
12 hours a day for 1 week = 84 hours
you actually study about the same length of time! but u'll feel less stress! and u'll have much more time to slowly digest....rather than swallow and choke..hahahahahahaha
hello!
6:12 PM
this weekend like not much homework :DDDD01. gp compre
02. maths tut 3 assignment
03. maths tut 4 ?
ehh i not sure if we need to do. but i guess so ??
let's just HECK bout newspaper articles altogether.
MR.ALIENCHUA. you own us twisties x 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha i alrdy say i help you transport the twisties liao waddddd
dont break ur promise. nooooo noooooooooooo very very bad!!!!!!!
wah sian. me yaoyao & rachelBONG need to take gp exam & CHINESE papers 1 & 2 on tuesday ):
i will miss alienchua's chem tut!!!! NOOOOO SHUCKS!!!!!
i will also miss econs lecture, phy tut & Peeeeee double Ewwww! sorry sheila lol!
good luck for GP midyears on tues (:
i am too lazy to upload the rebellion group photos just now
hahaha someone else do it yeahh?
alien #01!
Thursday, May 21, 2009, 10:52 PM
6:22 PM
cool glitch o.o
attracted!
caught
YAYE
HAHA
i hope yunzheng doesnt read this cos he's gonna flame me
bye :D
something REALLY....interesting..
5:19 PM
alright, it's not REALLY interesting...but it's PRETTY interesting...yesterday was at the bank trying to sign my home loan...oh gosh, i think i'm gonna be like broke for the next 30 yrs..so you'll better dun extort potato chips from me liao...next time give u'll eat bai2 tu4 tang2 already..hmm..but that contains melamine..hahaha..so cannot give...oops..
okok, back to the home loan...the banker was reading through the terms and conditions and he 'tried' to act professional and whatsoever..then skim through this skim through that...until we reached the CPF page...then under there, there was a clause which mentions something abt some maximum sum that can be deducted from CPF...
soo.....as the ever observant me..hahahahah..so bu yao lian right?, i noticed a problem...so i told the banker "hmm, there's a problem here..the number seems to be wrong"..so the banker replied "hmm, i don't think so...*jargon jargon jargon*" and tried to smoke me (actually us) with his jargon of this and that...then smoke and smoke and smoke...realised his smoking cannot work, then started to push the blame to his colleague...(cause we were gonna meet with colleague A, but he wasn't ard, so A asked him to help), say what the colleague tell him this lah, then something he forgot lah, then dunno wat not his case lah bla bla bla bla bla....then after that, we said some stuff and he like totally agreed with us. this was wat we said :" i tot CPF funds can be drawn out to pay for housing...bla bla bla"...banker: "no..i don't think, but since you'll r quite sure, then maybe".
ok...so smart ppl out there, wat's the problem with his statement??? everything's wrong!!! terrible!!! apparently he noes nuts...(hmm, maybe not even the cashew and sugar versions)..then i was thinking, if i said something like this :" hmm..i realised you should draft a contract to sell the bank to me", he'll reply like this :" hmm, i don't think so, but since you said it, i guess i could draft a contract to sell the bank to you"...whahahahaha..wat in the world man!?!?!?!??!?!?!
so, conclusion:
1. don't smoke, it's bad for ur lungs..
2. think b4 speaking, otherwise ur first thoughts come out...(usually first thoughts are like crap)
3. don't be a bank officer (otherwise you'll meet ppl like me...who try to make ur life difficult..) oops...i'm not purposely doing that..but there's really a problem mah..right right????? imagine you are the person signing a 10 billion loan, and the bank officer can't even explain nuts..do u dare to sign???? no right?????
so today gotta go back again...cause the bank edited the documents and colleague A is ard...hopefully nothing goes wrong now...
ooooooooooo, and guess what...i bought a infra-red thermometer from ebay! i'm gonna bring it on monday during temp taking and experiment on all of you! muahahahahahahahahahah! then i can get some values for me to plot a correction curve so i'll noe how much deviation there is from the clinical thermometer reading..muahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
and how's the hamper going??? lianghui lianghui???? yes yes???? hamper hamper??????
wah!! me posting again...nobody write.....
Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 9:05 PM
ok, here goes my usual rants again...and today, it's about the pasar malams we always see around SG..firstly, i'm not against pasar malams. yes, they are great places to find cheap deals (on items which are made so poorly that they'll break the moment u touch them..ooo..ahhhh, so nice!!! *touch* *piak* oops, broken, gotta dump), find cheap food (ooo, look at that delicious looking sharkfin's soup counter, only 2 dollar for a bowl of sharksfin! ooo! so cheap! so full of starch! so full of vege! hmm...ermm..wait wait..*rewind*..sharksfin soup..where's the fin? *scoop scoop scoop* hmm..no fin...maybe they should call them "find your sharkfin soup" wahahah!), find cheap this, find cheap that..and of course, find the usual auctioneer trying to sell u a chinese painting for 500 bucks! can u believe it, 500 bucks! lai lai lai! 500 bucks for a piece of chinese painting!!!!! *i think i can draw better.....even though my art is like 30/100 loh......*
oh oh, and not to mention the din the pasar malams make, and the rubbish left all around..terrible! apparently, to SGeans, pasar malam = i can throw my rubbish everywhere...and and and!!!! the stewpid tentages they build seem to like cover the entire field..so walking along the pathways are like walking through an oven...sweltering man!!!!!
oh hoho! and today i saw this guy selling hp...but it's more like he's sitting at the counter and waiting for the hp to sell themselves...tsk tsk tsk..hopeless...not proactive..only engrossed with playing his computer game..or maybe chatting up some mei3 mei2 on the internet..tsk tsk tsk tsk....
and it's pretty hot today again! omg! y is it so hot? wat's wrong with the world man?!?!?!?! maybe we should all become aquatic, and live in water...then we could all swim to the polar regions..and enjoy the nice and cold water..oo, not to mention the rich seafood in the water too! wahha! *catch* instant sashimi!!!!! *gobble gobble* ARGHZZZZ *shark shark!!!!!!* shark attack!!!! swimm swimm!!! swimm faster!!!!!!!!!!! swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhh..my leg my leg...ahhhhhh.........my hip my hip.....ahhhhhhhh..my abdomen my abdomen....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..my torso my torso.......ahhhhhhhhhhhhh my neck my neck...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..my head my head................*HMMM, actually cannot scream liao right? hahaha..after the torso is eaten, no more lungs, so can't scream..hahahahah*
hmm..what about the arms ah..hmmm..the shark nvr eat..hmmmm..........
oh..so so, anybody organising anything for the class during the hols? any outings? i don't mind karaoke! hahahahaha..but that's just me............*la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la*
H!N! <---swine flu! S-WIN-E flu
Monday, May 18, 2009, 8:52 PM
H!N! it's nearing..nearing...arghzzzz...nearing nearing...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...nearingggggg...ahhh!!! 135 cases in the land of the rising sun, 2 in the land of our water selling neighbour...soon soon..it's migrating..bit by bit..slowly but surely...epidemological studies have always shown patterns like this...patterns which spell imminent doom, total annihilation, massive and pervasive infection rates...and what else that it brings along, the plague, the deaths, the starvations, the sufferings..oh no! it's gonna be the end of the world! *apocalyptic chants*ok..i'm gonna go get a bottle of disinfectant spray liao...then i'll spray and spray and spray...spray so much that every single bug and whatever is killed! hmm..maybe everyone in SG should do just that..each of us buy a bottle, and spray and spray and spray! we'll kill the bugs! and...ourselves too! wahaha! of course, not to mention..contribute so much to the enhanced greenhouse effect that global temperatures will rise by a fraction of a degree! which...is not exactly very good....the melting polar ice caps and watsoever *as the scientists rant and rant*...but well, global warming is actually good for the planet! why? check out the h1n1, check out AIDS, check out dengue, check out malaria bla bla bla...why is the world rampant with such maladies? simply because of the human lifestock that roams the surface of the globe, pilfering the natural wonders and resources, polluting everything in his path! so, global warming may just be the key, the key to end the rein of humans once and for all! terminate! exterminate! once the pilferers of the earth are gone, nature will slowly slowly, rebuild itself....and hey! we can say that we contributed to the future of whomever or watever is gonna take over the earth....contribute what you would say..hahahahahha...fossil fuels loh...what else...our decomposing bodies and rotting matter will slowly become fossil fuels...wahaha...
ok, let's calculate enthalphy change of combustion for a human! maybe we could do this in the lab! hmm..who wants to volunteer? yes yes? anybody would like to volunteer? then we could see much the temperature of a beaker of water rises during human combustion!!!!! humans are actually valuable resources if we think of them this way! anyway, everything in this world tends towards increased entropy. our highly organised systems and cells goes against all this....we should be one with the world, be one with nature....and increase our entropy....if u wanna do this without cremating urself, simply, don't gel ur hair! dont cut ur hair! dont iron ur clothes! don't do anything that will stuff neat and organised! all these serves to decrease the entropy of the system...haha..so this means that next time, when someone says this: "why is ur desk so messy?"
you could retort this: "no, it's not messy. it's just tending towards a state of disorder, aka increasing entropy of the system, which is what the universe is constantly trying to achieve"
haha! ok...go halo liao...
post on a sunday --> sunday post!!!!!
Sunday, May 17, 2009, 10:50 AM
yesterday i was going around shops looking at furniture...and can you believe it?!?!?!?! tiny one-seater armchairs made of bamboo and covered with cotton fabric costs 3000+ bucks! OMG! what the heck is this? this is blatant rip-off on the part of the seller!!!!! they must be thinking something like this:seller: "ha, those stupid consumers, once they see that an item has an exorbitant price tag and some french or italian sounding name, they will think it's BRANDED!"
buyer: "excuse me, can i take a look at that branded RIP-ME-OFF armchair?"
seller: "SURE! why not? it's the LATEST model, we're giving a 50% discount. this is the last day of the discount and you r so lucky! this is the last piece we have in stock!"
buyer: "OOOO! 50%! which makes this chair cost only 1500! OOO! isn't this a great buy? for a branded RIP-ME-OFF chair??? i'll take it! last piece right? can give more discount?"
seller: *deliberating* "ok lah, special deal for you, give u 100 dollar NTUC voucher"
buyer: "WAH! REALLY? that's fantastic!"
seller: "oh, we also deliver for free! normally it's 30 dollars!"
buyer: "WAH WAH! that's really nice of your company! i'll definitely come back and buy more RIP-ME-OFF furniture next time!"
***sale transacted***
***in the backroom***
seller: "hey boss, i sold a RIP-ME-OFF chair to a STEWWWPID customer"
boss: " hey kid, dun say bad things about our cash cows! but then, they're really STEWWWPID! lousy bamboo chair with cotton cloth...our cost price is only 30 bucks..and we sold it for 1500....HAHAHAHAHA...GOOD! i'll give u a 10% cut on this"
seller: "that's fantastic! lemme go sell more RIP-ME-OFF furniture.....ciao boss"
***seller walks out and tries to smoke bomb more gullible patrons***
hahahah..i'm sure this is what happens everyday at those "XYZ branded shops"...maybe not so verbally explicit...but probably mentally explicit! hahahaha!!!!!!
ok, enough of blabbering.....ciao.......
12:55 AM
alien chua stuck a piece of marconi on a marker. .______.
we have a panda in the class!
Saturday, May 16, 2009, 1:02 AM
just to post to let you'll see...i was reading channelnewsasia when i saw this sentence in one of the articles..."Although red pandas do stick to a diet of bamboo, they look quite different from giant pandas. This is because the red pandas are actually from the same family as raccoons.
The red pandas join an array of other rare animals from Asia, including two of Hong Kong's beloved giant pandas, Ying Ying and Le Le."
hahaha!
ok.....back to halo-ing...
tata!
Friday, May 15, 2009, 10:46 PM
Hai. me wna go shopping :( who wna go class shopping 8)
I like but armpit fats spoil it :(
hahah you can never be too skinny for any clothes.
time to check my diet+ more exercise. let's go shopping together! goodnight fellow alien disciples.
#08.
12:40 PM
I'LL POST THE PICTURE AND UNRAVEL WHAT MRCHUA HAS STUCK ON SHERYL'S MARKER! TONIGHT! CHEM TEST IS GG! DIMISSED YAY!
RACHEL :D
yo
11:21 AM
wahahaha now so sian nthg to do.shall update homework now.
o1. maths tutorial 2 assignment
o2. maths tutorial 3 [basic mastery qn 1 to 3 & tutorial qn 1 to 3]
o3. chem energetics assignment
o4. phy circular motion tutorial
o5. newspapr articles
so sian! byebye! since it's PW now hahahaha!
PW is over. rotting in schl now wahahaa!
siansiansiansiansian!
i took such a long time to connect to the internet!
DRALIENCHUA!
you remember to buy the twisties potato chips for us hor.
you say you will buy for us after chem test de!
hahahahaha we're waiting for the chipssss!
Thursday, May 14, 2009, 4:46 PM
this is what happens when people moog too much.
jiayou everyone for the chem test tmr!
identity revealed! plus tips! plus blabberings!
Wednesday, May 13, 2009, 7:45 PM
haha..ok lah ok lah...it's me lah...i think most of you are like 99.999999999999% sure liao...who's me? me loh..ah ber then..anyways, don't worry too much about the physics test today...i tell you ah, when i was in JC, the tests and exams were so darn hard that literally half the school failed one...serious! if you don't believe, you can ask ur elder brothers/sisters..those like 5 +++ years older..back then, i think the motives was to *kill* the students...why? so kill first, A levels wun get killed, cause the A levels can nvr be harder than the sch tests/exams...
so right, you should take this physics test, and the results, as a learning lesson. many of you are not exposed to an enough variety of qns, that's y i tell you'll liao, buy TYS! then you can see the style and patterns of qns..otherwise, you'll forever be restricted to the same few qns in the tutorials..and this is not good!!! quality study is impt, but quantity gives u breadth...
so wat's now? of course, to look forward to the next upcoming test! chem! as i've said like a million times, the test will be very straightforward and qns will be very doable...it's just that you must be realllllllllllllllllllllllllllly x 10000 SPECIFIC, otherwise, you'll lose 1 mark here and 1 mark there and 1 mark everywhere!!!! which is not very good!!!!! and did you'll catch the hints during the lectures and tutorials? i hope sooooooo.....hahaha..i cant repeat them though..u shld have 'caught' them....
let's diverge a bit....twisties potato chips are very nice!!!!!!!! it's like 2.5 a packet at my house here..the big big packets..and it's REALLY NICE! nicer than the pringles and other brands..yum yum!!!!! *cough cough* arghz..sore throat.....else i would have ate up the whole packet!
i'm hungry................................................................
okie..enough of blabbing...you'll go study for chem bah, rmb, SPECIFICS! DETAILS! COMPARISONS! talk about structure --> compare bonding --> compare strength -->compare energy --> give conclusion
atomic structure: noe electronic configurations, noe IE, now trends (basically like the whole notes..haha)
chemical bonding: ermmmm..it's like everything also..
gaseous state: ermm...paiseh, it's also like everything...
so what conclusion can you draw? yr 5 is not like yr 4, no last minute muggings and hope to get everything into ur brain....the study load will only get more and more....strategies which work in yr4 will not work in yr 5.....so....if you don't change.............................................................................
Tuesday, May 12, 2009, 10:34 PM
guess who drew this o.O
its supposed to be a HORSE. but looks lik ostrich lol.
hais alien masters cannot draw well. hais.
physics test tmr!!!! arghz!!!!!! but then, DO YOUR BEST EVERYONE!
7:36 PM
yikes! it's physics test tmr!!!! 4 topics!!! yikes yikes!!!!!oh well, let's look forward to something else...fried food day!!!! yeah!!!! can eat the delicious sliced fish beehoon from stall 2. have you'll tried that? it's really nice u noe...give it a try! oh oh, and not to forget..the stingray from stall 1...ohhh..that's really nice too!
haha, you still cannot guess who's the 'poster' of the previous posts yet??? not that hard to guess right???? there's only a few ppl in the class who would be so free to post...like the smart ones...or the smarter ones? or the smartest ones???? *suspect suspect*
oh well...oh.reminder! sat is the saucony run..don't forget! 8 30 am at novena square right rachel? (ding! eliminate 1 person from the class already...)...oh boy, i wonder wat race motivators means...maybe something like this:
GO GO GO GO GO! RUN FASTER RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!! DON'T WALK RUN RUN RUN!
or maybe something like this:
EH UNCLE/AUNTIE, CAN RUN FASTER OR NOT? I CAN WALK FASTER THAN YOU...
hmmm..but a day under the sun as motivators, i think the UV's gonna bake the life out of us..especially the ladies who have nice and fair skin...HUH! sunblock!!!!!! bring along and swab plenty of it on your skin! sunblock sunblock! hmm..actually how can the sun be blocked right???? impossible...if we can block the sun with sunblock, then might as well just swab it on the windows..hey, instant darkness you noe! cause sun blocked??? hohoho....ok...gotta do real stuff already...tata!!!! till next time!!!!
Yawnzzz
Monday, May 11, 2009, 9:44 PM
yawnz....tmr is gonna be tuesday again..no more school holidays, at least not until june...seems like the rain is falling in torrential amounts these few days! morning sun, afternoon rain, evening no sun of course, at night rain..the weather patterns are going crazy! it's not la nina nor el nino, it's el insano! insane-no...merge get insano? get it? hahaha
but of course, the rains bring short reprieves from the terrible scorching sun! oh my! how the concrete jungle traps heat..oops, not heat, thermal energy, for heat is the process of transfer of thermal energy from a warmer to cooler body..ahha! physics 101!
and and, the rain is actually good for SG! helps to top up the reservoirs..too bad we don't have enough, else we could store more during the el insano seasons so that the M country can stop threatening to turn of our taps every now and then..or maybe we should all store our own water in our houses! like catch the rain and put them in buckets? even if they are not used, at least it gives us a kick that we can actually catch rainwater and store them? no? hmm..ok...
seems like the talk of the town, aka mas selamat and h1n1 are dying down...america has just superseded mexico as the country with the most number of infections! omg! and indonesia has 1 suspect case too! the problem with air travel, simply allows bugs to spread too fast! maybe they should install personally respiratory devices in the planes, so once you're on board, you breathe through them and wahla, you don't get infected by ppl's expiration! ermm, maybe it's not that feasible...i guess a plane tic would cost like 5 grand to get us flying to JB..hahahahaha!
ahhh..there's something else that's popped out...why does everyone suspect that the previous few posts are done by drchua? noooo..not by him..it's by someone else..but it's a S-E-C-R-E-T! guess who i am? clue: i'm a person. homo sapien to be exact. and i'm typing this out on a keyboard attached to a device that processes binary codes and translates them into text via a pre-programmed routine..guess who i am? no prize though, maybe the prize could be my identity? hahahahaha!!!!!
seems like everyone is pretty bz these few days with the newspapers and tests..oh well, the secret to studying is this:
study via active transport! so how does this work? simply put the book on your table, place ur head on it, and will so hard that the information is actively transported in! haha!!!!! i tell you, it'll work man! the plants have been actively transporting mineral salts for so long, why not humans? for the diffusionists, it wouldn't work, sorry...cause i'm sure ur brains contain more information than the books, so it'll diffuse out along the concentration gradient....haha..HMM, wouldn't that mean that this method is most effective for ppl who's brain store nothing? hmmm...hmmmm...nahh..stick to active transport..it's better..
qn of the day: why is the earth round?
answer: that's for you to find out!
tata! i shall go and run water over my body and apply a surfactant to reduce the surface tension of water and produce bubbles which will adhere to and remove the dust and dirt on the surface of my skin now...........
Swine flu...or swine flewwww
Sunday, May 10, 2009, 8:16 PM
hmm, let's think about something of great pertinence to us, something that's next to the hottest topic in town (which is of course, how Mas Selamat got apprehended while having his morning roti prata at a roadside stall)...and that's the swine flu! code named H1N1 by the WHO, the swine flu hit the human populance with such impact (hmm...impact..hmm..more about this later) that everyone was caught with their pants down...ok, maybe not with their pants down, but caught unaware..and thus, with the numerous deaths everywhere, the world shifted into 'epidemic is possible mode', activating all their previous SARS protocols...And with the multi-layered checks and stuff, the swine flu seems like it's of epidemic proportions...and now the relaxation because WHO realised..hmm..swine flu is not as contagious as previously thought..hmm...(FACT: do you know that the common flu kills hundreds of thousands of ppl a year, with 600+ ppl dying in S'pore alone from common flu last year?)..in fact, if swine flu was to be ranked 'epidemic', i guess we should already be in alert black for common flu...since it mows down the human flocks by the thousands every year...in contrary..swine flu has only claimed a few hundreds...
and what's with the mask wearing of the people? just following a trend? or following misleading information? the common surgical masks donned by the 'ppl who fear that they might catch swine flu' category of ppl, are little more than pieces of napkins over their mouths and noses! it can't filter bacteria for goodness sake...read the instructions! it's a mere piece of cotton..or worse, the cheapo made in you-noe-where brands are literally pieces of wax papers! they are suitable only for keeping out respiratory droplets...which, as droplets, would soak into the mask....erhem..then doesn't that sound like the work of a handkerchief? yes! in fact, it does!!! ahha! caught by the smart handed tactics of the PR gangs! (FACT: you need n95 masks...what's n95? basically a mask which filters out 95% of particulate matter...but hey! what about the 5%??????? if a swine flu bug is in that 5%, congratulations! you've struck the jackpot!)
actually, the best solution for swine flu now would be social distancing, and isolation! lock down the borders! ban the flights...quarantine everyone with the remotest possibility of being infected..or....you could simply go out and run everyday, and not coop yourself at home doing work non stop so that you could build up your immune system...
ahhhh..and don't forget, grandma's chicken soup! it's proven to be highly efficacious at reducing the duration of a bout of cold and flu......so whatcha say now about grandma's ramblings...hoho....
first class post! mutterings of a homo sapien...
1:57 AM
hoho everyone! enjoying ur newspapers? i dun think soo......arghz..i feel bored...the moon looks round tonight, maybe it's time for the werewolves to come out
*listen listen* no howlings...hmm..no werewolves...i thought they should be prancing around under the glistening moonlight and singing their rhapsody...apparently not...oh well, maybe they've been shot! or maybe they're wearing transitions! so they can't see the moonlight...
yikes! i realised i'm kinda crapping away...but then u noe, what's life without some crap, it'll simply be plain o'boring, like porridge...the plain kind of course, not the pi2 dan4 or ji1 shi1 type...
today's a really hot day too don't u'll think? the world is gonna burn up at this rate! greenhouse effect! hmm..actually the greenhouse effect is something cooked up by scientists to explain this terrible weather..i'm quite sure of it! and if you guys didn't realise this..what's the solution for global warming?
noooooo..it's not to reduce burning of fossil fuels, it's not to turn off the lights when you're not using them, and no..it's not to take public transport and not drive..it's actually........
CONTRACEPTION!
this is the ultimate solution to the woes the earth is facing now! the peril, alas, that'll hit us with such impunity that it'll just mean the end of the world, the end of humans! the end of everything!!!! *yikes!!!* i still want to eat my fishball noodles!!!!!
okok, back to contraception..if you think hard enough, and think broad enough..everything in this world is caused by humans..burning this burning that, building this building that bla bla bla...realised? light a bulb? struck a match? we, as 'destructors' have shifted the position of earth's eqm...maybe not shifted..should more likely be skewed the position of eqm away from the point where life and earth stays in harmony, in perfect balance..like the chords and melody of a well written piece..the earth is not meant for so many humans..maybe a few...but definitely not this many! the advancements in science and tech have pushed the boundaries for human survival..once the puny bacteria struck us with their deathblows, eliminating those who were less well adapted, less well evolved...but now, with the miracle of modern medicine...we deal our retaliatory blows, wham bam slam! and the 'lesser' humans can now survive, procreating more little 'lesser' beings...oh, what has the world come to...
i guess we would see our fate in a few tens of yrs more..when fuel runs out, when food becomes scarce and taps run dry...maybe we'll de-evolve into creatures of the night...and hunt...hunt what you might say...what do ya think? of course..there's nothing left but humans..the race which caused all of this problem...guess we might just hunt ourselves? and return to a barbaric race? like our ancestors who have left their marks carved in stone...and their bones frozen in the mud as fossils in our time...haha..imagine this scenario: person A: " AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! i'm being chased and arrowed and speared!!!!!!!!" person B: "by who by who by who???" person A: " .......duh...youuu......noooooo..don't eat me..nonononoonononoonoooooooo......ahhhhhhhh....i still have a kit kat bar...i'll give it to you" person B: " ooooooo! kit kat! have a break! have a kit kat!"
okies..enough of my creative writing...back to doing some 'real world stuff'.....
Guide to Typing Newspaper Article Analyses
12:24 AM
Body font: Arial, size 12.Spacing: 1.5
Font for title of newspaper article: Arial, size 12, bold
Alignment: Justified
Don't need to leave space before the start of each paragraph!
Sample:
Gmail’s “Gfail” affects millions
This article talks about the recent Gmail crash when it was inoperative for two and a half hours. Millions of users were affected globally, especially business users that were based on Gmail. Numerous complaints were posted on internet forums, such as HardwareZone and SgForums.
Something like this!
In case you can't visualise, here's a screenshot:
Okay that's all. Remember to bring your articles too. Bye.
#12
Saturday, May 9, 2009, 10:16 PM
hello people, jiayou for physics &chem test! (:
2:53 PM
okay here againlazy to update yesterday
-54 newspaper articles per person
we are agreeing on doing 13 per person?
type out font size 12, 1.5 line spacing?
-finish up maths tutorial 2 by thurs
-finish up maths assignment in maths tutorial 2 by next next monday
-chem tutorial energetics
i have PW research to do, so fun!
anw more important thing is
study for PHYSICS & CHEMISTRY TESTS
physics
-work energy power
-dynamics
-forces
-thermal physics
chemistry
-atomic structure
-gaseous state
-chemical bonding
hahahah i think i GG liao. so much memorising + i dont rly get physics & i cant visualise wth i feel so noob and lousy.
&& we getting back econs essay results on tues T.T
enjoy saturday, sunday & monday.
see you all on tuesday, so fun got PW lehhhh zz!
this person here needs to do another 17 articles more to reach her 54th article o.0
SIAN AH!
i am such a suay person, 90% chance of kena-ing the newspaper articles file check /:
life's srsly sad when you're an unlucky person boo!
okay byebye!
Thursday, May 7, 2009, 9:38 PM
hello people!today is NPCC DAY.
& dr.alienchua was in the uniform.
anw firstly, PLEASE REMEMBER TO PRINT OUT UR PI!
2 copies + 2 cover pages !
anw the newspaper articles how ar?
each person do 13?
type out, font size 12 Arial, 1.5 line spacing?
how arh?
ello sheryl our gp rep.!
a mini 5H outing lol.
thanks to haoyu for taking the photo (:
yay & now,
i shall present dr.chua!
shucksss, my hand moved!
hmmm aliens are camera shy ?!!
YAY a success finally.
hahahaha okay bye!
-.-
Tuesday, May 5, 2009, 10:07 PM
dr alien chua says no new entries.so i shall come here and say Hi!
i so looooove PW ._.
& wow. i found out how random works, wow.
important!
Friday, May 1, 2009, 8:46 PM
o1. BRING THERMOMETER ON MONDAY!!!o2. BRING $11 ON MONDAY TOO!!!
anyway, i think that it may not be a brilliant idea if the swine flu gets worse & the light turns red & schl has to close.
if really like that right, you know, there may not be schl for us now
& then the schl may just call this period as June Holidays, then our actual June Holidays become School Days
then during this period of holidays, we will get a whole pile of homework [again & as usual]
then the homework will not only be sent to our mail boxes, maybe teachers sent through email, ivle, & worse of all, EPORTFOLIO.
so come to think of it, it may not be a very good idea hor?
hmmm no matter what, we will have to face an excessive pile of homework every time de DD: sian.
okay everybody, please take care & dont get sick [although can get MC hahaha!]
PS i am sick of looking at the pile of hw ahhhh! save me! & i haven done much too ohno
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