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Friday, August 14, 2009, 8:17 PM
Omg today's class lunch after school was the ultimate hahahaha.FIRST, JC began it all by falling down flat on his butt while alighting 97. It was damn funny haha cos I heard the commotion and turned around, saw JC sitting on the floor, stoned at that scene, turned back and continued walking and forgot about it in like almost 3 seconds. LOL. Little did I know this insignificant event would lead to a series of further unfortunate events.
Anyway, sidetrack abit, on our way to the NUS cafeteria we saw some RVian (shall not expose his/her identity) walking in front of us so we (the girls) started discussing about stalking him/her. We decided that we can't deploy See and Shen.
*pink panther music plays*
YZ (headquarters guy at the computer): Squad 3, target approaching Area 5028! Over.
See: Roger!
*follows target*
Target: *turns around*
See: *tries to hide*
I cannot hide my head!!!
Shen: I cannot hide my butt!!!!
So we should just deploy ZW and JC, the pair of chopsticks who can hide behind poles effectively without trying so hard. They can even share a pole by standing in a parallel formation lol.
Okay back to the class lunch, we finished eating already so we left NUS and boarded 97 to go to JE.
So on the bus, the bunch of us took the seats at the back of the bus. But there was one less seat, and Shen very nicely offered the last seat to me. What a gentleman! But seriously, trying to gain good karma doesn't always work out. Some other person alighted a few stops later and so Shen took the seat.
Suddenly there was a fountain behind him!
"I looked up, and I saw it splashing upwards in the air! Then it came down and one drop hit my bag." says Cartman, an eyewitness of the fountain show.
Lol I felt like footnoting Nicole's name zzz must be too much PW.
Okay okay continue the story, it was just the 1st wave. A weird brown liquid with some suspensions in it was streaming out the mouth of the guy (a.k.a Guy with Meat Bun, or GMB) behind Shen. In simpler terms, GMB was splattering his puke all over the bus, and a significant part of it on Shen.
At this point of time, some of the guys who were sitting behind GMB couldn't get a clear view of the incident.
YZ: What happen what happen what happen?
See: Crabsticks.
Apparently GMB doesn't chew his food well enough before he swallows.
It was a horrifying experience cos I felt a few drips on my arms and was trying to convince myself whatever landed on me wasn't GMB's puke, at the same time watching the 2nd wave of puke stream out from his mouth (though it was abit disappointing that the 2nd wave merely flowed out downwards and not fountain style lol).
It must have been worse for Shen lol.
The bus reached the next stop, GMB stood up and rushed for the door. While doing so he threw his meatbun on me lol I tell you I was damn shocked la. Is like so many abnormal things suddenly happened on a normal day I very stunned already then he still throw his meatbun at me. Wtf.
Happy 3 friends who got hit by the puke (clockwise from top: Shen, Cartman, Me) and the Meat Bun
The bus smelled of very smelly watermelon, hence Shen's msn pm: "There's no sense of smell with you and I"
The auntie next to Shen got annoyed and talked to him.
Auntie: 小弟，他有吐在你身上吗？
都不懂hor...他有生病吗
小弟我跟你讲，回家要用热水洗
都不懂他有没有H1N1
Ohyea I forgot to mention that the bus' aisle was filled with puke so the RV junior who sat next to me went to the extent of climbing over seats to alight lol damn guailan.
Happy Shen
After a torturous ride back to JE, we finally alighted. Then Shen started bumping into random strangers in his vomit-splattered shirt, spreading the love. *thumbs up*
Damn suay la, 5H must be cursed today!!!
To illustrate how strong the curse is, even KH who wasn't present at the class lunch got his share of unfortunate event. At around the same time, at some distance away from us, the carpark barrier came down and hit his head!!
Being tall has disadvantages too. Haha.
P.S. Don't take SBS521P!!
-#12
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