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first class post! mutterings of a homo sapien...
Sunday, May 10, 2009, 1:57 AM
hoho everyone! enjoying ur newspapers? i dun think soo......arghz..i feel bored...the moon looks round tonight, maybe it's time for the werewolves to come out
*listen listen* no howlings...hmm..no werewolves...i thought they should be prancing around under the glistening moonlight and singing their rhapsody...apparently not...oh well, maybe they've been shot! or maybe they're wearing transitions! so they can't see the moonlight...
yikes! i realised i'm kinda crapping away...but then u noe, what's life without some crap, it'll simply be plain o'boring, like porridge...the plain kind of course, not the pi2 dan4 or ji1 shi1 type...
today's a really hot day too don't u'll think? the world is gonna burn up at this rate! greenhouse effect! hmm..actually the greenhouse effect is something cooked up by scientists to explain this terrible weather..i'm quite sure of it! and if you guys didn't realise this..what's the solution for global warming?
noooooo..it's not to reduce burning of fossil fuels, it's not to turn off the lights when you're not using them, and no..it's not to take public transport and not drive..it's actually........
CONTRACEPTION!
this is the ultimate solution to the woes the earth is facing now! the peril, alas, that'll hit us with such impunity that it'll just mean the end of the world, the end of humans! the end of everything!!!! *yikes!!!* i still want to eat my fishball noodles!!!!!
okok, back to contraception..if you think hard enough, and think broad enough..everything in this world is caused by humans..burning this burning that, building this building that bla bla bla...realised? light a bulb? struck a match? we, as 'destructors' have shifted the position of earth's eqm...maybe not shifted..should more likely be skewed the position of eqm away from the point where life and earth stays in harmony, in perfect balance..like the chords and melody of a well written piece..the earth is not meant for so many humans..maybe a few...but definitely not this many! the advancements in science and tech have pushed the boundaries for human survival..once the puny bacteria struck us with their deathblows, eliminating those who were less well adapted, less well evolved...but now, with the miracle of modern medicine...we deal our retaliatory blows, wham bam slam! and the 'lesser' humans can now survive, procreating more little 'lesser' beings...oh, what has the world come to...
i guess we would see our fate in a few tens of yrs more..when fuel runs out, when food becomes scarce and taps run dry...maybe we'll de-evolve into creatures of the night...and hunt...hunt what you might say...what do ya think? of course..there's nothing left but humans..the race which caused all of this problem...guess we might just hunt ourselves? and return to a barbaric race? like our ancestors who have left their marks carved in stone...and their bones frozen in the mud as fossils in our time...haha..imagine this scenario: person A: " AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! i'm being chased and arrowed and speared!!!!!!!!" person B: "by who by who by who???" person A: " .......duh...youuu......noooooo..don't eat me..nonononoonononoonoooooooo......ahhhhhhhh....i still have a kit kat bar...i'll give it to you" person B: " ooooooo! kit kat! have a break! have a kit kat!"
okies..enough of my creative writing...back to doing some 'real world stuff'.....
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