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something REALLY....interesting..
Thursday, May 21, 2009, 5:19 PM
alright, it's not REALLY interesting...but it's PRETTY interesting...yesterday was at the bank trying to sign my home loan...oh gosh, i think i'm gonna be like broke for the next 30 yrs..so you'll better dun extort potato chips from me liao...next time give u'll eat bai2 tu4 tang2 already..hmm..but that contains melamine..hahaha..so cannot give...oops..
okok, back to the home loan...the banker was reading through the terms and conditions and he 'tried' to act professional and whatsoever..then skim through this skim through that...until we reached the CPF page...then under there, there was a clause which mentions something abt some maximum sum that can be deducted from CPF...
soo.....as the ever observant me..hahahahah..so bu yao lian right?, i noticed a problem...so i told the banker "hmm, there's a problem here..the number seems to be wrong"..so the banker replied "hmm, i don't think so...*jargon jargon jargon*" and tried to smoke me (actually us) with his jargon of this and that...then smoke and smoke and smoke...realised his smoking cannot work, then started to push the blame to his colleague...(cause we were gonna meet with colleague A, but he wasn't ard, so A asked him to help), say what the colleague tell him this lah, then something he forgot lah, then dunno wat not his case lah bla bla bla bla bla....then after that, we said some stuff and he like totally agreed with us. this was wat we said :" i tot CPF funds can be drawn out to pay for housing...bla bla bla"...banker: "no..i don't think, but since you'll r quite sure, then maybe".
ok...so smart ppl out there, wat's the problem with his statement??? everything's wrong!!! terrible!!! apparently he noes nuts...(hmm, maybe not even the cashew and sugar versions)..then i was thinking, if i said something like this :" hmm..i realised you should draft a contract to sell the bank to me", he'll reply like this :" hmm, i don't think so, but since you said it, i guess i could draft a contract to sell the bank to you"...whahahahaha..wat in the world man!?!?!?!??!?!?!
so, conclusion:
1. don't smoke, it's bad for ur lungs..
2. think b4 speaking, otherwise ur first thoughts come out...(usually first thoughts are like crap)
3. don't be a bank officer (otherwise you'll meet ppl like me...who try to make ur life difficult..) oops...i'm not purposely doing that..but there's really a problem mah..right right????? imagine you are the person signing a 10 billion loan, and the bank officer can't even explain nuts..do u dare to sign???? no right?????
so today gotta go back again...cause the bank edited the documents and colleague A is ard...hopefully nothing goes wrong now...
ooooooooooo, and guess what...i bought a infra-red thermometer from ebay! i'm gonna bring it on monday during temp taking and experiment on all of you! muahahahahahahahahahah! then i can get some values for me to plot a correction curve so i'll noe how much deviation there is from the clinical thermometer reading..muahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
and how's the hamper going??? lianghui lianghui???? yes yes???? hamper hamper??????
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