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Sunday, May 17, 2009, 10:50 AM
yesterday i was going around shops looking at furniture...and can you believe it?!?!?!?! tiny one-seater armchairs made of bamboo and covered with cotton fabric costs 3000+ bucks! OMG! what the heck is this? this is blatant rip-off on the part of the seller!!!!! they must be thinking something like this:seller: "ha, those stupid consumers, once they see that an item has an exorbitant price tag and some french or italian sounding name, they will think it's BRANDED!"
buyer: "excuse me, can i take a look at that branded RIP-ME-OFF armchair?"
seller: "SURE! why not? it's the LATEST model, we're giving a 50% discount. this is the last day of the discount and you r so lucky! this is the last piece we have in stock!"
buyer: "OOOO! 50%! which makes this chair cost only 1500! OOO! isn't this a great buy? for a branded RIP-ME-OFF chair??? i'll take it! last piece right? can give more discount?"
seller: *deliberating* "ok lah, special deal for you, give u 100 dollar NTUC voucher"
buyer: "WAH! REALLY? that's fantastic!"
seller: "oh, we also deliver for free! normally it's 30 dollars!"
buyer: "WAH WAH! that's really nice of your company! i'll definitely come back and buy more RIP-ME-OFF furniture next time!"
***sale transacted***
***in the backroom***
seller: "hey boss, i sold a RIP-ME-OFF chair to a STEWWWPID customer"
boss: " hey kid, dun say bad things about our cash cows! but then, they're really STEWWWPID! lousy bamboo chair with cotton cloth...our cost price is only 30 bucks..and we sold it for 1500....HAHAHAHAHA...GOOD! i'll give u a 10% cut on this"
seller: "that's fantastic! lemme go sell more RIP-ME-OFF furniture.....ciao boss"
***seller walks out and tries to smoke bomb more gullible patrons***
hahahah..i'm sure this is what happens everyday at those "XYZ branded shops"...maybe not so verbally explicit...but probably mentally explicit! hahahaha!!!!!!
ok, enough of blabbering.....ciao.......
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