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Sunday, May 31, 2009, 3:52 PM
heyo fellow little green beings! how's life? must be like really enjoying urself now during the june holidays..oops, wrong..june STUDY break..hahaha...sad lah, that's the life of a student, studying and studying..i've been through it so i know how it's like, but don't worry, you only have to go through this for like 5 more yrs, and then, you'll be FREEEEEEEEEEE..ermm..not really, you'll have to start work to get $$$$$, or for the ladies, you can always aspire to be like nicole, who's aspiration is to be a tai tai! hahahaha...ok lah, i know it's not ur true aspiration.....so wat's the latest thing that's going around the news now? must be north korean and its brinkmanship playaround...if you have been following the news for the past 10 million years, you'll notice that the spineless state of north korea, which i'll abbreviated to SSNK, is nothing on the world map if it wasn't supported by external aid.
firstly, the country is so darn poor..and poverty reigns within the regime to such a great extent that ppl resort to joining the military to get food...but hey, notice that the leader and his incumbent aides are all nicely rotunt and plump? they must be keeping everything to themselves, and then preaching to the peasants "hail SSNK! the state who brainwashes you to believe that you are in the best country in the world! hail SSNK!"
next, what about the military...yes yes..i know, it has nuclear weapons..ad it's using it as a leverage to get aid from the other countries. SSNK: " i'm going to launch 10 missiles next month!" The rest of the world as it has always been: "nono, don't launch, we'll give u 10 billion barrels of oil and 10 billion bags of rice". SSNK: "ok. deal". so basically, what is this?!?!?!? plainsight extortion...from a state which demands attention..and demands free food and whatsoever without putting in a single bit of effort...ermm, ok, maybe they did, since they had to develop nuclear weapons by sending spies to US and Russia to sleep with their top delegates...so yes, they did put in some effort...not none..
next next, what about their brinkmanship playaround? by threatening to withdraw from talks and the standard ropes, SSNK believes it can have the upper hand, since it can feel free to lob a nuclear weapon into south korea or even japan as it deems fit...but think again, do you think the SSNK would do this in the first place? can it afford to launch even a TWEENY bomb into anywhere? i guess not...for they will be met with EXTREME retaliation from all the countries around..rendering it a piece of flat, liveless land...which actually is pretty good! since it clears up a huge piece of land for farming and agriculture! hey! but don't use the nukes lah, else we'll have mutant vegetables and mutated animals! maybe chicken with 10 wings and 1 leg....
sigh...what's wrong with the world...i proclaim the need for the world to be rejuvenated! maybe we should just all be struck with an asteroid now..need not be too big, just an asteroid the size of Sg would be nice...at least it'll definitely wipe out more than half the world's population, and the aftermath will decimate another 50%? and the world shall be reborn from the ashes! and the survivals shall rise! and walk over a new land devoid of all the stupidity and ludicrity of the current generation!
hmm..maybe we'll all be dead..who knows...and life and again begin to evolve from the single cellular forms...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...but then it means i'll not get to eat my delicious fishballs!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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